The Alphas

The Alphas — Tralalero tralala, these bambini don't play. Bombardiro crocodilo energy from birth, zero lore, maximum drip. Bombombini gusini? No. These kids are built like Cappuccino Assassino — smooth, deadly, unstoppable. Brr brr patapim, they walked so the uncs could run. Lirili larila, your child is not a child — they are a phenomenon. Tung tung tung tung tung tung SAHUR. The Alphas. No context needed.